wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: gravityless)

1:30 pm  •  18 May 2014  •  445,014 notes

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

5:36 pm  •  17 May 2014  •  531,273 notes
You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
― (via uglypnis)

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1:09 pm  •  17 May 2014  •  377,092 notes